“Watch your mouth!” he said. “I can’t, I have blind teeth!”Tumblr (3.0; @blindteeth)http://blindteeth.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxtt0s79da1qaonh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahtshirts.tumblr.com/post/436181567/via-yeswecancan-not-technically-a-t-shirt-but">fuckyeahtshirts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://yeswecancan.tumblr.com/">yeswecancan</a>)</p> <p>Not technically a t-shirt, but jimmy crack corn and I don’t care</p> </blockquote>http://blindteeth.com/post/439675460http://blindteeth.com/post/439675460Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:52:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyu1txbk351qzobe5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/25-people-obnoxious-t-shirts">25 People in Obnoxious T-Shirts</a></p>http://blindteeth.com/post/429065268http://blindteeth.com/post/429065268Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:41:57 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytwdjc4ku1qzobe5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/dmrqC.jpg">i.imgur.com</a></p>http://blindteeth.com/post/428886960http://blindteeth.com/post/428886960Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:44:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyh8roslQd1qatctmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://curvedwhite.com/post/428520638/juxtaposed-power-designed-by-mike-and-maaike">curvedwhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blankblank.net/collection/mikeandmaaike/power/index.php">Juxtaposed: Power</a> designed by <a href="http://www.mikeandmaaike.com/">Mike and Maaike</a></p> <p>“San Francisco designers Mike and Maaike have created a shelf with slots specifically cut to house seven seminal books about power and society.”</p> </blockquote> <p>This would be great to do if you had some small collection of books that are really important to you. Looks very cool.</p>http://blindteeth.com/post/428552355http://blindteeth.com/post/428552355Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:25:09 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf8ttAU7R1qzobe5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/VzR1A.jpg">i.imgur.com</a></p>http://blindteeth.com/post/412020499http://blindteeth.com/post/412020499Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:49:04 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky2p5ux78C1qzobe5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/44MMW.jpg">i.imgur.com</a></p>http://blindteeth.com/post/397990078http://blindteeth.com/post/397990078Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:13:05 -0500<a href="http://www.murketing.com/journal/?p=4508">Object that sells itself</a>: <p>“A Tool To Deceive And Slaughter”</p> <p>I’m a sucker for a good title.</p>http://blindteeth.com/post/368764954http://blindteeth.com/post/368764954Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:48:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwlutl1Fd31qzobe5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The President watches 3D (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/whitehouse">The White House</a>)</p>http://blindteeth.com/post/346123844http://blindteeth.com/post/346123844Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:22:33 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr1qa5Dwb01qzooxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com/post/205088594/vonnegut">theimpossiblecool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vonnegut.</p> </blockquote>http://blindteeth.com/post/343362472http://blindteeth.com/post/343362472Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:00:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwfm33hcBP1qzooxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com/post/340974394/king" class="tumblr_blog">theimpossiblecool</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>King.</p></blockquote>http://blindteeth.com/post/343357336http://blindteeth.com/post/343357336Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:56:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwi572VGk81qa2sivo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://thewildernessmustbeexplored.tumblr.com/">thewildernessmustbeexplored</a>)</p>http://blindteeth.com/post/342827913http://blindteeth.com/post/342827913Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:18:45 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WMKmQmkJ9gg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WMKmQmkJ9gg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I love that the electric violin leads to something like this.</p>http://blindteeth.com/post/252039046http://blindteeth.com/post/252039046Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:25:45 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd6u47JlX1qzobe5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/2009/11/sartorialist-for-burberrys-art-of_10.html">The Sartorialist</a></p>http://blindteeth.com/post/249754315http://blindteeth.com/post/249754315Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:22:52 -0500<a href="http://imagevat.com/picview.php?ig=3487">Suspicious people!</a>: <p>“Merely Canadian” is an oxymoron.</p> <p>:)</p>http://blindteeth.com/post/223930048http://blindteeth.com/post/223930048Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:18:57 -0400<a href="http://www.swiss-miss.com/2009/09/arial-versus-helvetica.html">Arial versus Helvetica</a>: <p>I always thought Arial looked kind of sloppy, here’s why.</p>http://blindteeth.com/post/194380346http://blindteeth.com/post/194380346Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:08:08 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpo3hpGFq91qz4usgo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://scribbling.net/post/183024977/snows-revenge-by-vinylville-on-etsy">gina</a>:</p> <blockquote><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30597204">Snow’s Revenge by vinylville on Etsy</a></blockquote>http://blindteeth.com/post/190366324http://blindteeth.com/post/190366324Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:48:15 -0400<p><a href="http://giantrobotlasers.com/post/176847959/bill-hickss-principles-of-comedy-1-if-you-can">giantrobotlasers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>BILL HICKS’S PRINCIPLES OF COMEDY</b></p> <p>1. If you can be yourself on stage nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.</p> <p>2. The act is something you fall back on if you can’t think of anything else to say.</p> <p>3. Only do what you think is funny, never just what you think they will like, even though it’s not that funny to you.</p> <p>4. Never ask them is this funny – you tell them this is funny.</p> <p>5. You are not married to any of this shit – if something happens, taking you off on a tangent, NEVER go back and finish a bit, just move on.</p> <p>6. NEVER ask the audience “How You Doing?” People who do that can’t think of an opening line. They came to see you to tell them how they’re doing, asking that stupid question up front just digs a whole. This is The Most Common Mistake made by performers. I want to leave as soon as they say that.</p> <p>7. Write what entertains you. If you can’t be funny be interesting. You haven’t lost the crowd. Have something to say and then do it in a funny way.</p> <p>8. I close my eyes and walk out there and that’s where I start, Honest.</p> <p>9. Listen to what you are saying, ask yourself, “Why am I saying it and is it Necessary?” (This will filter all your material and cut the unnecessary words, economy of words)</p> <p>10. Play to the top of the intelligence of the room. There aren’t any bad crowds, just wrong choices.</p> <p>11. Remember this is the hardest thing there is to do. If you can do this you can do anything.</p> <p>12. I love my cracker roots. Get to know your family, be friends with them.</p> <p>via <a href="http://tedr.tumblr.com/post/176843394/ericmortensen-kayfabe">tedr</a>:<a href="http://blog.worshiptheglitch.com/post/176682868/kayfabe-wellthatsjustgreat-optimisto-bill">ericmortensen</a>:<a href="http://kayfabe.net/post/176660496/wellthatsjustgreat-optimisto-bill-hickss">kayfabe</a>:<a href="http://wellthatsjustgreat.tumblr.com/post/176647176/optimisto-bill-hickss-principles-of-comedy-1">wellthatsjustgreat</a>:<a href="http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post/176537583/bill-hickss-principles-of-comedy-1-if-you-can">optimisto</a></p> </blockquote>http://blindteeth.com/post/177161071http://blindteeth.com/post/177161071Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:31:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kozq6eoAdV1qzobe5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://reddit.com">reddit.com</a></p>http://blindteeth.com/post/172185866http://blindteeth.com/post/172185866Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:39:49 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koj6uigpaa1qzlelqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahtshirts.tumblr.com/post/167606510/agentmlovestacos-okay-yeah-this-is-awesome">fuckyeahtshirts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://agentmlovestacos.tumblr.com/post/165005221/okay-yeah-this-is-awesome-via">agentmlovestacos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Okay, yeah, this is awesome!</p> <p><a href="http://ladywita.tumblr.com/post/165004564/yes-via-cable-tweed">via @wita/ladywita</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YES.</p> <p><a href="http://cableandtweed.blogspot.com/2008/01/under-influence-tribute-to-stan-lee-in.html">via Cable & Tweed</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://blindteeth.com/post/168705262http://blindteeth.com/post/168705262Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:52:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eVy1jFlMYqyx7w1brp8S7Ifxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://pics.reddit.com">pics.reddit.com</a><a href="http://api.ning.com/files/5M1aBRD3ZwAgfWmVWCC3EGsNjbJkZvJaeu-CO8UDnyU_/goddamnbatman.jpg"></a></p>http://blindteeth.com/post/159862722http://blindteeth.com/post/159862722Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:46:26 -0400