Making sucking-up fun
My work was recently named the 14th best small company to work for in the US. Yay us! As a way of recognition and sucking up, our director made some nice plaques for us to sign and give to our senior management. Since I can’t leave well enough alone and just be a good employee and sign, I made different little jokes on each one.
#13 next year!
We’re coming for you Triage Consulting! (#13)
Take that Northwest Delta Dental! (#15)
We could have done it without you! (with not above and inserted between could and have)
We would have been at least #17 without you!
So hopefully I haven’t terribly misjudged the senses of humor of our VPs and CEO. :) If I have, I might be posting my resume here soon.
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